Sunday, March 21, 2010

Assignment

I'm not one for making blogs. If the guys in my department found out that ole' Zeke Strahm was pouring his heart out on a freaking online journal, then any credibility I've ever had to being a male goes right out the window. Ironically, it was my partner- who happens to be female- that suggest I keep this up. You see some cruel things being a detective; keeping a journal of any kind was cheaper than seeing a shrink for your feelings. I'll do it, but I don't expect to be all emo or whiny on here.

The chief assigned us to this new case today; some disappearance around Point Hope. Nothing really out there besides the cliffs overlooking the ocean and a few thousand acres of woodlands, so it's not that unusual that someone goes missing out there. Either someone goes for a piss out in the woods and gets lost, or some suicidal teen decides to take the last step off the cliffs towards the grave. Again, nothing all that unnatural.

All that he presented me with are the facts: sixteen-year-old girl walked out of the house at around one in the morning according to the alcoholic mother and doesn't come home. No note, no bags packed, nothing. The chief says that the lack of a note rules out suicide, but I don't hold the same thought; if I were going to off myself, I'd want to leave it a mystery. Let THEM try and figure it out.

Lizzie thinks it's a kidnapping case. I doubt it. The house where they're located is literally the middle of nowhere; just their house and about seven miles of woods. No hunting shack, no free-roamers, just bare-ass wilderness. If this girl was going to visit someone without the car, or if someone was coming to visit her, they'd better have had one hell of a good pair of hiking boots on them, because a seven-mile walk in the pitch dark is not something I'd do willingly. The only ones living there are the kid and the drunk mom, and the mom says she was watching TV when she heard the door open and close.

Unless something else comes up, I really don't see this being a serious case. Cut and dry.

I guess I'll keep this updated if something comes up.

13 comments:

  1. duh genius, the whole lender man thing!

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  2. Lender Man, a man who shamelessly lets people borrow his money!

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    1. I give you 20 dollars, I give you 20 dollars. But later you'd pay up, buy later you'd pay up.

      Lenderman... Not related to Lymann (though just as mysterious)

      Splendor Man, Slender Man, Trender Man and now for a limited time only: Lender Man

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  3. ok if this this thing is real, it wouldn't be that difficult to kill, first off a sword crafted from silver can supposably kill almost anything, secondly tactics. the whole strechy body thing would make for difficult tagets so aim for the chest, the entangled limbs could also be severed as the strech and become bigger targets. lastly burn the corse, just incase. ofcourse it require skill bt it is a simple operation

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  4. ...Really up? Slenderman is practically a deity

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  5. you guys fuck3d up the blog with tHAT comments you know?

    Im tried to read thinking that's such a serious thing, and you fuck3d it up all, tanks.

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  6. The psychology of the slender man is quite.....odd.When teenagers and other humans looked at the slenderman videos on youtube or looked at someones blog about him you humans panicked in fear he would find you.Well the slender man has been seen everywhere in the world and no one knows who started this myth.But you still fear somethimg that doesn't fit science.there is no creature that has no face but can still live.That's impossible.Name a creature that can grow multiple arms and make it's abdomen thin.There is none.There is nothing to fear but your own imagination.But the victims of the past went insane and died because they're weak minds could'nt think for themselves.All the photos of him?Photoshopped=faked.All the videos?Staged=faked.And the blogs?They were written for your mere entertainment.Remember boys and girls...the slender man is a parasite of the mind who is controlling a part of your brain and then you find yourself at war.With who?Not the slender man,but yourself.Remember....you can think for yourself.I was almost a victim to this fad,but I finally confronted myself and yelled "The nightmare is over!You don't exist!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!".He faded away and was just a memory.And know this.....if you see the slenderman,it's just your head(imagination) trying to attack the Twin Towers(sanity) you own.By the way.....the slenderman is just a montage of past or present movie characters,you know like a reference.And all those "records" of children being kidnapped by him,were just papers stolen from a police station and then the amatuer wrote on those papers the date,crime,etc. was just trying to make it look real.

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    1. An amoeba or virus, no face? Check.
      Can change it's appearance? Check.
      Has long arms to move around (in the form of little hairs)? Check.

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  7. Soul Collector: "They were written for your mere entertainment"....... Well why do you think we read the damn blogs??

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  8. The Slender case was never solved therefore why stop? In fact I am doing a bit of investigating myself that is why I found this blog but however there is lack on info so there is nothing I can look u on however the place you mentioned sounds like a good place to start

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